While I was at CVS today waiting for my prescription I was playing around in the makeup aisle. Secretly dabbing different shades of red all over my hand, then rubbing it off and dashing into the nearby tampon aisle as employees passed by. Later at the checkout I hit the coupon jackpot with a whopping $3.50 in CVS bucks, so I headed back over to the lipsticks and picked out my favorite one. I think it's the one, really. I've been wearing it all night, even while cleaning my bathroom.